I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah” Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN” Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n” Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
“Yeah nah” means no “Nah yeah” means yes
“Fanny” means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;
